So, I took a long, unintentional break from writing of any sort for a while, but I'm back now. Sort of. I'm slowly getting back into the swing of writing, having recently started work on, well, a very large and somewhat secret project.
However, in the course of stretching out the long-unused writing muscles, inspiration for this ridiculous bit of something-or-other came to me, so I took a short break from working on the big project to dash it out before I misplaced it (or tried to somehow write it into the other project, which would have been incredibly wrong).
All I can really say is that sometimes comedy is found in odd places. And my brain is a very, very, very odd place indeed.
Characters: Sakura, various Akatsuki
Word Count: 1,100
Spoilers: the names of several Akatsuki members. Otherwise... not really
Warnings: Full-frontal male nudity. And swearing
The copyright to Naruto is still not in my possession, least I get bored and things like this happen in the actual story.
It's not like she asked to be kidnapped, constantly drained of chakra, and have her name changed to 'bait'.
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